Laurence Scott's Tuesday Evening Club

Apologies if you like reading my blog and playlist and listening to the podcast of the show, I haven't been able to upload any the last couple of weeks. It's not because I don't love you any more! I've been busy doing revision for upcoming exams. Never fear! The blog, playlist and podcast will return shortly.

Hi Peeps,

Sorry for not being on the radio last week. I was ill but I'm a lot better now!

On this week's show:

• The "How to create a reality TV show" masterclass

• Roy Hodgson sounds a bit like Jonathan Ross... what would it be like if they met?

• It's the Laurence vs Adam Bongothon! Who will play the bongos best?

Here's a great example of bongo playing:

Tune in Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00 and join in on Twitter or Facebook.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

Hi Peeps,

On The Tuesday Evening Club this week:

• Ding! Ding Ding! The battle on Laurence vs Adam continues.... the scores are currently Adam 21 - Laurence 20. Whose ideas for Apps will be best in the app-off? Will we invent the next Angry Birds?

• *Sad music begins* An obituary for Ceefax, as it was finally turned off this week. Join with us as we mark this sombre occasion *sad music finishes*

• My special guests are local band The Thinking Men. Check them out (as the cool people say)

As it's the Laurence vs Adam app-off this week, here's Angry Birds in real life! It's cool (as the cool people would say)

Do tune your wireless into The Tuesday Evening Club on Future Radio 107.8 Tuesday (obviously!) 18:00 - 19:00. It's going to be a right old shindig.

Become a club member by joining in on Twitter or Facebook.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

• Artist: The Tuesday Evening Club
• Title: The Tuesday Evening Club - 17/04/2012 - Updating old stories, Milan and odd things you've been told off for
• Genre: Music and Entertainment
• Year: 2012
• Length: 57:36 minutes (39.56 MB)
• Format: Stereo 44kHz 96Kbps (CBR)

Hi Peeps!

Here's the Tuesday Evening Club podcast of the show from 17th April 2012.

Enjoy,

Laurence.

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Hi Peeps!

Here's the show minutes for this week's Tuesday Evening Club...

1. Apologies

Adam and I apologize for any madness caused by the show. Ever. We are truly sorry.

2. Laurence vs Adam

This week on Laurence vs. Adam, we had to modernize stories. Adam and I both went of Goldilocks; it should be noted here that neither of us knew that we were both doing the same story! I won, bringing the scores to Me 20 - Adam 21.

Here's my winning version of Goldilocks:

Once upon a time, the was a mafia gangster called Goldilocks. He went for a walk in his turf. Pretty soon, he came across a shop, so he went in to look around before deciding whether it was worth looting or not. At the table, there was a fake gold-plated iPhone 4S on sale for £80,000. “This iPhone is too gold!”, he said. So he tried the false gold-plated teeth that were for sale. “These teeth are too perfect for a gangster like me!”, Goldilocks said. Soon, the shop owner - a gangster turned business man from another piece of turf - returns. “Someone’s been putting finger marks on my iPhone! Someone’s had my false gold-plated teeth in their mouth!” So, Goldilocks ran out of the front door like his mafia membership depended on it. And he was never seen again in the shop.

No further action required.

3. Any other business

Did you know we've got a Facebook page where you can join in? You can find it here. Also, don't forget to tune in again next week, 18:00 - 19:00, as ever.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

Hi Peeps!

On my show this week:

• We modernize old stories as this week's challenge for Laurence vs Adam. Whose modernized story will be best?

• On The Tuesday Evening Club Agenda - your chance to get involved with the show - The odd sin bin, your most embarrassing moments and "I'm abnormal because..."

• Plus, all about my surprise location holiday that is now not such a surprise to Milan!

Tune in: Tuesday: 18:00 - 19:00. It's going to be a right old shindig.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

Hi Peeps,

Merry Easter!

1. Apologies

I apologize for these show minutes being late due to me covering Drivetime on Thursday. I shall write out lines saying, "I will not leave it so late before writing the show minutes" 99 times. That should do the trick.

2. Laurence vs Adam: Inventions

This week on Laurence vs Adam it was an inventions challenge. With me now trailing behind Adam in the scores, I knew I needed to pull it out of the bag.

Here's my inventions:

• Paddling pool shoes - Mini paddling pools in the shape of shoes to cool your feet down
• Horn-o-vater - Revolutionizes the car horn. Includes a feature where you can remix your car horn into your own individualized horn (I won)
• Self-cleaning windows - Automatic system that sprays windows with chemical, then wiper (like a windscreen wiper from a car) cleans them (I won)

 Here's Adam's inventions:

• Reel in, reel out washing line - So you don't have to move when hanging out and taking in the washing (Adam won)
• A shopping trolley with wheels that actually work!
• A computer program that can let you send and receive text messages (Adam didn't get the point for that because it has already been invented)

I won overall! That now makes the scores Adam 21 - Laurence 19.

Laurence and Adam will start work on their next challenge to modernize old stories.

3. The celebrity facial hair awards

As part of the agenda for this week's meeting of The Tuesday Evening Club, I launched the celebrity facial hair awards. Here's the winners (insert your own drum roll here):

• Brian Blessed
• Freddie Mercury
• Rolf Harris
• Scroobius Pip

No further action required.

4. Next week's show

Next week's show (That's the 10th April, you know) will be 'The best of the Tuesday Evening Club' as I am away on holiday. The show will return to 'normal' the week after. We hope you approve on the selection of best bits - yes, there are some.

5. Any other business

Thanks for all the nice comments about me covering Drivetime for Alex Brickham. I very much enjoyed it and I hope you did too.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

Hi Peeps,

On my show this week:

• Alexander Graham Bell, eat ya heart out: It's an inventions challenge for this week's Laurence v Adam. Whose imaginary inventions will be the best?

• On the agenda - which is your chance to become a club member by getting involved with the show - The Celebrity Facial Hair Awards (I nominate Brian Blessed) + Celebrity and Animal Mash-ups

• Plus, this week's Local Band of the Week is Chasing Tigers. Here's their song 'Take me away'...

That, and more, is on Future Radio Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00. Be there or be square! (Not that I actually have the power to make anyone square, of course)

Toodle pip!

Laurence.

P.s. Other than texting or instant messaging the show, one of the other great ways you can get in touch is through our Facebook Page :)

• Artist: The Tuesday Evening Club
• Title: The Tuesday Evening Club 27/03/2012
• Genre: Music and Entertainment
• Year: 2012
• Length: 56:55 minutes (39.09 MB)
• Format: Stereo 44kHz 96Kbps (CBR)

The Tuesday Evening Club - first broadcast on Tuesday 27th March 2012.

There's some new features on this week's show, Laurence and Adam learn to rap on Laurence vs Adam and Laurence shares why he thinks he'd be a good guru.

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Hi Peeps!

This week's meeting of The Tuesday Evening Club saw some changes, including some brand new features (and some of the old ones too). I hope you come to enjoy the new features, even if it is a love-hate relationship.

1. Apologies

I apologize for my 'rapping' on Laurence vs Adam. Adam apologizes for having to walk out of the studio during the show due to an impending coughing fit. It was like that time the Queen stormed out of a photo shoot.

2. Famous person rhyming slang

As part this week's agenda, I asked you to contribute to the dictionary of famous person rhyming slang. The example I gave was "Nick Clegg = Egg".

Here's a few of my favourites that you sent in:

• "Ruby Wax = Tax" - Scott
• "Grant Holt bit of a jolt" - Zak
  
• "i love laurence scott....not! Hehe" - Ross (I'm not famous but I let Ross have that one!)
  
• "How about Dawn French = Bench?" - Chris

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3. My big life decision

My wisdom teeth are coming through! This has inspired a major life decision, that I raised at this week's meeting of The Tuesday Evening Club. I'm going to grow a grey beard, sit cross-legged and become a guru.

Laurence will now work towards becoming a guru. Adam will laugh at him.

4. Any other business

The scores on Laurence vs Adam - after this week's rapping challenge - are Adam 21 and Me 19. It was a draw, meaning that we got half a point each. As I mentioned earlier in these minutes, we started a few new features on this week's show. One of those was (the imaginatively named) 'Local band of the week'. Our first ever local band of the week was the excellent Girl in a Thunderbolt.

That's it for now, friends. The playlist can be found here.

Toodle pip!

Laurence.