Would you like Bernard to bring a man eating tortoise that can say 'Natalie' on to the Dave & Confused Show?
No, I don't pay my licence fee to hear vermin.
22% (2 votes)
Blast, thas amazun! Do ut!
22% (2 votes)
Is that the tortoise that ate Bernard's wife's Grandad? No, thas sick hen tut.
0% (0 votes)
Well if Grandad's will prit stick their entire body with lettuce they are asking for ut in my book. So yes.
0% (0 votes)
Only if the tortoise says 'Natalie'. Otherwise I'm going to the bottle bank between 2-4 that day.
56% (5 votes)
Total votes: 9
