17/04/2012: Updating Old Stories

Hi Peeps!

Here's the show minutes for this week's Tuesday Evening Club...

1. Apologies

Adam and I apologize for any madness caused by the show. Ever. We are truly sorry.

2. Laurence vs Adam

This week on Laurence vs. Adam, we had to modernize stories. Adam and I both went of Goldilocks; it should be noted here that neither of us knew that we were both doing the same story! I won, bringing the scores to Me 20 - Adam 21.

Here's my winning version of Goldilocks:

Once upon a time, the was a mafia gangster called Goldilocks. He went for a walk in his turf. Pretty soon, he came across a shop, so he went in to look around before deciding whether it was worth looting or not. At the table, there was a fake gold-plated iPhone 4S on sale for £80,000. “This iPhone is too gold!”, he said. So he tried the false gold-plated teeth that were for sale. “These teeth are too perfect for a gangster like me!”, Goldilocks said. Soon, the shop owner - a gangster turned business man from another piece of turf - returns. “Someone’s been putting finger marks on my iPhone! Someone’s had my false gold-plated teeth in their mouth!” So, Goldilocks ran out of the front door like his mafia membership depended on it. And he was never seen again in the shop.

No further action required.

3. Any other business

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Toodle pip!

Laurence.