Bob Rudling's Countryside - Future's new Norfolk Countryside Show
Ever wondered what life is like aboard Hitler's Wherry? Ever pondered what happens if you put a rare broadland flower called Yellow Bigamy up your bottom? Ever visited a pygmy tribe living amoung the reed beds of Barton Broad? Ever interviewed a Vampire living in a How Hill windmill? No? Well Bob Rudling has! And now, exclusive to Future he will be bringing you a new Norfolk countryside show. Bob has been living on the broads for 70 years, he learned to walk on the broads, he nearly drowned, but perfected a way of walking on the lilies.
Bob's family show will start on Friday's as part of Dave & Confused 2-4pm. He will jump aboard Hitlers Wherry and see where Hitler practiced forward rolls. He will insert the rarest of all broadland flowers, Yellow Bigamy, up his anus and show you what it does. Did you know pygmy tribes live deap within the marshes and reed beds? Bob does, he also speaks their many languages and will be bringing you interviews with tribal chiefs. He will be talking to a cockney Vampire that has lived in a How Hill windmill for centuries and capture on film, for the first time, a flower called French Horn jump up and down on it's foot.
So, tune in to Dave & Confused for Bob Rudling's Countryside!


WARNING - Please do not insert Yellow Bigamy up your bottom, Bob does as he has been inserting Yellow Bigamy up his bottom for over 50 years and is an expert, it could be fatal if unsupervised.
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