Bernard's Blog - 6th August 'Bernard and Norwich Pride'

I've been looking at posters and what not going on about somethun called 'Norwich Pride'. Well let me tell you, I am a 62 year old former factory worker from North Walsham and there is no one NO ONE prouder than me. I want to march too! Why? I'll tell yer..

1. I am a proud bigot.

2. I am proud to never have tasted curry or been to Greece (where 'uts from).

3. I am proud to oppose neighbours planning applications for just about anything, be it selling plots of land or wheel chair access for my neighbour Philip's old mother opposite.

4. I am proud to wee in swimming pools, all over Norfolk.

5. I am proud to tell Big Issue sellers where to go.

6. I like the rainbow picture on the big Norwich Pride posters, I like rainbows.

7. I am proud to own a petrol mower.

8. I have a proud feelig after I've defrosted my chest freezer every two years or so.

9. I am proud of Flopsy.

10. I am proud to fart in Primark.

So the next time there is a Norwich Pride march, LET BERNARD STRINGER LEAD UT!